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It's been a rough day on pornographic eroticismthe web, and we've had tons of feelings about it.

Feelings that we wish we could express on Twitter, but in an ironic twist of fate, we weren't able to tweet any of them.

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So, while we waited, here are all of the places we wrote down our tweets to store them for when Twitter returned. Hopefully, we can remember where they all are when (IF???) Twitter returns.

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We wrote some really, truly magnificent tweets...

1. In lipstick on a mirror

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2. On a headshot as an autograph

3. On an old scroll

4. On an Etch A Sketch

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5. With letters cut out from magazines then glued down onto a sheet of paper

6. On Facebook

7. On a napkin stained with pizza grease

8. On Brett Favre’s back

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9. Really tiny on a grain of rice

10. On a mural on your bedroom wall

11. On a Starbucks cup but every word spelled wrong

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12. Embroidered onto a doily with an embroidery hoop

13. On poster board and then presented to our crush at their doorstop like in Love Actually

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14. Spelled out with SpaghettiOs

15. In Tom Riddle’s diary – at least someone will read it this way

16. In Sharpie directly on a computer screen

17. On a Billboard

18. On paper and asked the cast of Hamilton to sing them in tonight's show

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19. And screamed them at people in the middle of Times Square, ideally for tips, but if we're being honest with ourselves, we did it for free

20. On an E-card to everyone in our address book

21. On a post-it and put it in a bermuda shorts pocket, so it'll be a sweet springtime surprise

22. With Christmas lights from Stranger Things

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Never leave us again, Twitter.

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