【My Sex Doll Bodyguard (2020)】

When the first season of Steven Universeaired on My Sex Doll Bodyguard (2020)Cartoon Network, the charming, inclusive story of a half-human, half-alien boy whose mysterious, beautiful mother Rose Quartz saved the planet thousands of years ago seemed like a fairly simple story. Much of Steven’s early journey involves understanding his mother’s legacy and in trying to live up to who he thought she was — the predominant thought being that she is a war hero and a savior to all life on earth.

Later episodes introduced complications to this narrative around Rose Quartz, and Steven Universe’s willingness to challenge what could have been a straightforward tale of a boy living up to his celestial legacy instead turned out to be an often twisted tale of Steven learning that his hero mom was not the kind of person he should look up to at all.

There are dozens of examples in the show that hint at the idea that Rose Quartz wasn’t exactly a great role model, least of which was the revelation that she was actually Pink Diamond, one of four evil space queens whose imperial motives terraformed thousands of planets across the galaxy, but even as Steven learned more about his mother the show hadn’t quite gone as far as to call Rose/Pink a villain.

Steven Universe: The Moviechanges that. The entire plot of the movie is predicated on the idea that Steven will never, ever be able to escape the damage his mother wrought on an individual and planetary scale, and ends with the dark realization that happily ever after never actually happens.

SEE ALSO: Watch of the Week: Steven Universe is the best kid's cartoon for adults, period

The ostensible villain of the movie is Spinel, a gem who like many others has a bone to pick with him on behalf of his mom. It takes a while to learn exactly what Spinel’s motivations are, but by the time she reveals her truth — that Pink Diamond tricked her into standing alone on a planet for six thousand goddamn yearswhile Pink ran off to rule Earth, start a war, and die — it’s clear that her grudge is more than understandable. Steven even says, after hearing Spinel’s story, that he can’t believe his mom did something so cruel. He then notably corrects himself. “Actually,” he adds, “I can totally believe that.”

Mashable Top Stories Stay connected with the hottest stories of the day and the latest entertainment news. Sign up for Mashable's Top Stories newsletter By clicking Sign Me Up, you confirm you are 16+ and agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Thanks for signing up!

The final word on Steven Universe is not one of well-earned happiness. It’s a resignation to stay vigilant.

Part of Steven’s arc in Steven Universe: The Movieinvolves getting his powers back by discovering which vital parts of himself make him who he is (there’s a whole plot thing that makes this very literal, but it’s also a metaphorical journey). At one point towards the end, when he’s fully beaten and still powerless, he frustratedly wonders what piece of himself can possibly still be missing. He’s being attacked by a gem he doesn’t know for something his mom did. “This is my life,” he yells. And he’s right. Dealing with the effects of his mother’s abject cruelty ishis life and there’s nothing he can do about it.

Steven, by the way, is 16 years old. For most of the run of the show he was 13, then 14 for a while. Most children’s television shows feature child protagonists, but very few of them openly admit that their child protagonists are forever doomed to shoulder the seemingly endless burden of their parent’s mistakes. By the time Spinel is defeated (by the power of empathy and understanding, naturally) and the final song ends, Steven experiences a 180-degree change from how he felt at the beginning of the story.

In the movie’s first big number Steven feels gratified to have finally gotten his happily ever after in a post–Season 5 world, but after fighting Spinel and being confronted with the possibility that Pink Diamond likely riddled the entire universe with bad karma that’s just waiting to swoop down and ruin his life, he accepts that happily ever after isn’t coming for him. Steven’s last sung lines in the film are:

I'll be ready every day

For as long as I can say

Here I am in the future with my friends

That's why happily ever after never ends

The final word on Steven Universe(at least until Season 6 airs) is not one of well-earned happiness. It’s a resignation to stay vigilant, prepare for some more of Pink’s emotional flotsam to wash up on the shore literally whenever, and reassess their expectations of what happily ever after looks like. For Steven, it’s finding moments of peace while he cleans up Pink’s messes for the length of his potentially immortal life. For the Gems, it’s taking solace in each other’s friendship while always looking over their shoulders for the next big threat.

As happy as the Crystal Gems and Steven can be together, the reason they will always be denied their chance at an undisturbed life is Pink Diamond. Even after her death, as her bequeathed gem sparkles in Steven’s adorable bellybutton, she’s the reason for everything bad that has happened and will happen to her child. Steven Universe: The Moviekicks Pink off her pedestal for good. She’s been the real villain the entire time.

---

Featured Video For You

---

Exclusive: Fozzie Bear's latest role is a cartoon dentist

---