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It has come to our attention that while you have been drinking a good amount of wine, you have not been drinking it as efficiently as possible.

The Guzzle Buddy might be able to help with that. It's a wine glass-shaped bottle stopper with a hole in it that allows you to drink wine straight from the bottle.

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The Guzzle Buddy screws right into the top of your favorite rosé, red or white.

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While we are totally on board with the concept of this product, we do have one major concern regarding its physics: Won't the wine shoot through the center of the base of the glass and spritz you right in the face?

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Perhaps Guzzle Buddy's instructional video will help you drink from the gadget in a way where that won't happen.

The Guzzle Buddy is available on Amazon for $14.49.

Drink up.

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