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It's been a very long week for Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg. Dude survived over 10 hours of Congress grilling him on Thailand Archivesthe Cambridge Analytica scandal that has rocked the world.

But is his skin thick enough to brush off all the jokes derived from his canned statements? I guess we'll find out.

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Blogging platform Medium is no stranger to writing hilarious app update release notes that users get a kick out of.

In the Medium app's latest update for iOS, the release notes take a light jab at the entire congressional spectacle that went down.

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We get a transcript featuring a "Representative" playing the part of asking dumb questions and "Medium" standing in for Zuck with his generic "we immediately built a fix" and "I will have my team look into it and follow up" response at the ready.

I mean, how could they notinclude the "follow up" zinger? Zuckerberg said he'd have to follow up on a lot of things.

Full LOLs below:

Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable

Oh, and in case you care about the boring, more functionalparts of update, yeah, Medium includes that too:

Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable

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