Instagram can per eroticebe an surprisingly stressful experience.
From making sure you stand above an açaí bowl at the right angle to waiting for someone to approve your follow (and follow you back), it's an app with the potential to sway your whole mood.
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I posted a good picture. My caption is good and it has a pun. People like me.
I've failed. I am an embarrassment to everyone I know. I will delete this in another 30 seconds if it doesn't get a like.
I will live to see another Instagram on this earth.
No, now I will delete this. This is mortifying. Instagram did away with this hurdle, then brought it back. Why? I am about to make a fake account then like this myself.
THANK GOD.
Great. You know what? I hardly even care if I get any more likes. I'm sure I'll keep climbing, though. At least going to triple this.
This is still respectable. I expected a lot more, but I'm going to be all right.
This is so embarrassing. Some awful avocado toast photo posted by an acquaintance--way after I posted mine--is already over 100 likes. People like me less than toast. I've always suspected it, but now I know for sure.
People were eating dinner when I posted it. They don't think of me as less than toast. They just require nourishment.
Steadily rising. I will be okay. I'm going to put my phone away. I'm getting obsessed with tracking these likes.
Oh, thank heavens! I've gone viral!
Nope, never mind. I was looking at a Nick Jonas Instagram by accident.
Wait, maybe I am Nick Jonas?
No, I'm not Nick Jonas. Never mind.
This is respectable. I will check again in the morning, but for now, I am proud of myself and the person I've become.
Okay, was kinda hoping for a lot more to have happened overnight, but I'll take it.
Why is this random account liking my old post?
Why is this random acquaintance from middle school liking this post?
Caught them.
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