My roughly 10-year-old cousin once wanted to take me on four corners of eroticismin ping-pong, using the table in my basement. Sure, I said. I let him get up 11-1, because I'm much older than he is, and what the hell do I care?
But then he started talking shit. Like, a surprising, not-marginal amount of shit for a 10-year-old. So I beat him. I beat him 21-11. I scored 20 straight points. I probably said something I either don't remember or have blocked out of my mind because I didn't want to remember the taunts I hurled at a kid less than half my age.
Anyway, the takeaway here is that nothing good comes from getting shit-talked, as an adult, by a kid. As both I and Arkansas Sen. Tom Cotton now understand.
SEE ALSO: The Washington Post wants you to watch people scream at politiciansCotton's situation, however: A bit different. He was in the middle of a town hall, getting yelled at by pretty much everyone, when a seven-year-old named Toby grabbed the crowd's attention.
"Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me," Toby said, to raucous applause.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Cotton tried to get in a word at that point, but Toby wasn't done.
"And he's deleting all the parks and PBS Kids, just to make a wall," he continued. "He shouldn't do all that stuff."
Toby was perhaps referring to a potential White House plan to privatize the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, which encompasses PBS Kids. National parks will also be able to hire temporary employees to help campers in the summer despite a halt to federal government hiring.
Cotton was shouted down for much of his response, but he did manage to tell Toby that he believes America is "a melting pot."
NYT Strands hints, answers for April 23
Elon Musk officially acquires Twitter (for real)
The new season of 'Doctor Who' is coming to Disney+
This demon version of Beto O’Rourke is the best version
Acupuncture for pets is on the rise
'Quordle' today: See each 'Quordle' answer and hints for October 25
13 people who just need to log off for a minute
Twitter is overrun with 'celebs as things' threads and it rules
Elon Musk says Mars ship could make first flights in 2019
'Resurrection' movie ending explained: What happened here?
Why are TikTok comments suddenly full of religious messages?
'House of the Dragon' Caraxes Funko Pop is too cute to be scary
19 of the best English
'Quordle' today: See each 'Quordle' answer and hints for October 28
Best JBL deal: Save $80 on JBL Xtreme 4 portable speaker
Pranksters fool media into thinking Elon Musk laid off employees after Twitter takeover
'House of the Dragon' season 2 needs to answer these 7 burning questions
Apple's Dynamic Island got new gestures in iOS 16.1
Ryzen 5 1600X vs. 1600: Which should you buy?
'House of the Dragon's ending was foreshadowed in the very first episode
There's a Twitter campaign to get Trump out of office using your spare changeTop Twitch streamer Dr. Disrespect was mysteriously bannedProtests, pandemic have refocused advocates fighting for LGBTQ rightsFamily throws elaborate quinceañera for their 15'Lunar Loo' challenge asks people to help astronauts poop on the MoonWhat is systemic racism?Facebook expands hate speech rules in ads, but regular racist posts are still OKDesperate to find Wonder Woman porn? Join the club.Apple to launch 10.8Supreme Court strikes down Louisiana law that would've drastically restricted abortionTesla's most robust self'Binge': The eating disorder comedy helping viewers through quarantineAmazon gets serious about selfJon Stewart's 'Irresistible' is a condescending fantasy: Review12 free and printable Black Lives Matter posters from Black artists'Lunar Loo' challenge asks people to help astronauts poop on the Moon12 free and printable Black Lives Matter posters from Black artists13 hilariously viral moments from the UK election campaign 2017Desperate to find Wonder Woman porn? Join the club.How to recognize if you're being racially gaslighted Lava bomb hits tour boat in Hawaii and injures 23 people 12 Russians indicted for DNC hack, officially placing foreign blame on 2016 email attack In J.K. Rowling's tribute, Muhammad Ali's word speak for themselves The left explodes at media after Hillary Clinton declared presumptive nominee Michelle Obama and Tina Lawson danced together at a Beyoncé concert France's Kylian Mbappé becomes youngest in decades to score during World Cup final Kit Harington says goodbye to Jon Snow after wrapping 'Game of Thrones' Skype will soon let you record your calls This is Twitter's new emoji for the EU referendum A designer has created inverted jeans. Why? MMA fighter Kimbo Slice dies aged 42 Michael Bay tweets picture of new 'Transformers' Bumblebee Verizon's 'can you hear me now' guy is now saying stuff for Sprint Amazon workers on strike as Prime Day kicks off The absolute best and worst ice cream truck treats Here are the best tweets from the past week Elon Musk's kid Vladimir Putin's lonely World Cup umbrella is ripe for an internet roasting Apple India sells fewer than 1 million iPhones as sales execs leave J.K. Rowling pleads with Harry Potter fans to keep 'Cursed Child' spoilers under wraps
1.9025s , 10169.9921875 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【four corners of eroticism】,Wisdom Convergence Information Network