First impressions matter8+ adult movies - watch free full movies and download especially when you're a newly elected animal official.
Lincoln the goat understands this intuitively. The three-year-old goat was recently elected honorary mayor of the small town of Fair Haven, Vermont. On Tuesday, Lincoln was officially sworn into office.
To ring in his first day, Lincoln celebrated by defecating on the town hall floor, according to Burlington Free Press.
SEE ALSO: Femme birds, butch owls, and lesbian frogs: Meet the queer animals of InstagramTown Manager Joe Gunter came up with the idea of electing an animal as honorary mayor as a way to raise money for a local playground.
Children who wanted to vote had to make a $5 contribution. Lincoln faced stiff competition from more than a dozen candidates, one of whom was a dog who liked to suck pacifiers.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Gunter didn't exactly reach his fundraising goal -- he was looking to raise $70,000 but instead made only $100.
Kids, you're really going to need to work on your piggy-banking skills if you want to have any political influence. If you're going to lobby for the things you care about -- Earned Allowance Tax Credits, a two-hour homework day, a dog mayor -- you need to be storing those nickels.
Alas. Lincoln won his election fairly and squarely, garnering a total of 13 votes.
After swearing in and signing into his office with his hoof, Lincoln proceeded to drop a deuce. And for what it's worth, I applaud how Lincoln chose to spend his first day.
Not a baaaaad choice at all, Fair Haven.
Man proposes to girlfriend in front of huge freshwater crocodileFreaky asteroids flew by Earth, and NASA captured footageMagician Collins Key searches for mystery girl in new digital seriesTV has the most LGBTQ characters in its historyTeenager finds this koala loves his bedroom as much as he doesAndroid developers will have a new way to lure people to their appsEarthworm Dave breaks records, is euthanized 'for science'Bill Simmons' 'Any Given Wednesday' is over after four monthsDonald Trump is the best thing to happen to global warming (seriously)An ode to the Cleveland Indians, the true World Series underdogChicago Cubs fans can't stop trust falling to celebrate World Series winXiaomi is making a LegoI went to the World Series and still can't believe what I sawOver 2 million Samsung washing machines recalled due to explosionsSmart oven designed with one purpose: baking you warm, fresh cookiesThe Obama administration just made it easier to take a road trip in an electric carJennifer Lawrence seems to be dating 'Black Swan' director Darren AronofskyWhat will happen to 4 million dumped Samsung Note7s?Cara Delevingne had the perfect response to report she was 'bloated'Meteorologist reports hell has officially frozen over after Cubs victory Law allowing Uber, Lyft drivers to unionize upheld in Seattle Lime's new e Google uses dogs playing poker to combat harassment in virtual reality Luke Cage and Iron Fist' are done. Is the Netflix Marvel Here's Donald Trump playing beach volleyball in total Donald Trump style What you should do if a DNA test suggests you’re Native American YouTube lets you watch a video and browse the site at the same time Actor behind Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch is retiring and Twitter is emotional Buff Tongan Olympian gets a pretty awkward oil rub on live TV Tyga may go to jail because he bought Kylie a Mercedes instead of paying his debt 'Call of Duty's Blackout mode takes battle royale and perfects it A Hawaiian singer reinvented the national anthem and it's beautiful A MoviePass investigation is officially underway Twitter releases election The diving pool at the Olympics has mysteriously turned green Trump suggests his supporters could just shoot Clinton if she wins BBC presenter wins posthumous radio award for cancer podcast See the exact moment Chad le Clos regretted provoking Michael Phelps Capybaras took over the Olympic golf course and we should let them stay One 'Daredevil' Season 3 scene has viewers going nuts
1.9001s , 8199.140625 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【18+ adult movies - watch free full movies and download】,Wisdom Convergence Information Network