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Source：Wisdom Convergence Information Network Editor：Entertainment Time：2025-06-26 10:44:01

2017 is The Sex Files A Dark XXX Parodyalready shaping up to be stressful, and to make matters worse, a toy company put weirdly detailed penises on their toy horses.

This upsetting development was brought to the internet's attention by Bob Velcoro on Wednesday when he posted photos of the toy to Twitter.

"Not sure why this toy needs this level of detail," he wrote.

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And judging by the barrage of confused reactions, no one else seems to be sure, either.

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On Twitter, more than a few people complained about the genitals' size, which are apparently not quite to scale. Another person tried to set his female horse up with Velcoro's male horse. Several people just said, "ew."

We are sure all of this is what Battat, the Canadian toy company that manufactures these virile figurines, intended.

Even Neko Case had to weigh in on horse penis-gate.

It's worth noting that Battat has made their horses this way for at least the past several years. In 2014, Redditor Zeppelinfan81592observed that the figurines were "much more anatomically correct" than they expected.

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