【The Farmer’s Bride Requires Care! Part 2: The Organic Grand Strategy (2021)】

You miss your pet when you're not at home,The Farmer’s Bride Requires Care! Part 2: The Organic Grand Strategy (2021) right? Totally. This might help: send an airtight bag of its fur to Analog Watch Co., and they'll (allegedly) send you a hairy "custom to order timepiece" that you can wear everywhere.

The new watch line is called the Companion Collection, and it will (maybe) bring you one step closer to what you've always wanted -- smelling, looking and being exactly like your pet.

See, look. Twins.

SEE ALSO: No silly human, you may not take this cat's hard-earned money Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable

How does one make a cat fur watch, you wonder? That's fair -- here's a video detailing how they (claim to) pull it off.

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Our favorite step is "spray perfume on dead fur," but it's a fascinating process throughout.

According to the Analog Watch Co. website, orders will take 3-4 weeks to fill, and each watch (supposedly) costs $199. Regrettably, we do not know if this is a good price because we have not seen a product like this before.

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Still, sounds great, right? Sure.

Except for one thing: preorders start on April Fool's Day.

Via Giphy

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