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The weirdos at the online store Felissimo are known for taking that axiom a little too far. Just recently, the store's product designers released a "Fried Shrimp Wearable Sleeping Bag," which is just as glorious and grotesque as it sounds.
SEE ALSO: There's a big piece of fake chicken stuck to this phone caseCustomers can now slip into a sleeping bag featuring a brushed, fine-grain interior designed to look exactly like sweet, white shrimp flesh.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable The sleeping bag's shell is modeled after panko bread crumbs, making for a nice, lightly fried tempura effect.
A zipper on the side of the sleeping bag lets wearers slide in and out with ease. Time for sexy time? Just quietly unzip your synthetic fried shrimp onesie.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable People who really want to stick to the theme can even slip on some shrimp tail socks, because let's be honest -- most feet really do smell like old shrimp.
The sleeping bag currently retails for $82.36, with deliveries set to start in Japan at the end of October.
If you don't fully understand this product, might I suggest watching the company's promotional video, featuring people dressed like tempura shrimp eating tempura shrimp. It'll explain everything, we promise.
Be the shrimp everyone warned you not to be.
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