【My Sinful Valentine XXX】

Pottermore's new Patronus quiz swept social media Thursday,My Sinful Valentine XXX allowing muggles everywhere to pretend like magic was real for a few precious minutes.

After just a handful of questions, Harry Potter fans are able to learn their own personal method for fending off dementors. What a deal!

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While many were happy with their results, others were left confused and hurt. Elegant swans and majestic deer were passed out, sure, but so too were rats and other less-than-beloved animals.

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Anyone feeling like they got ripped off from the quiz will realize how little they have to complain about after looking at my quiz results, though. After taking the quiz a whopping eight times, I've decided to just give up and call it a day.

Take a look at my results below. Disappointing!

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Not sure why my bird has to be dead, or how that would even help me fend off a dementor attack. Very strange.

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This one is just depressing. Is the man alive? How would I release him? What a weird result.

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I'd be fine with a single type of bug, honestly. But a mass of bugs? I don't get it, Pottermore.

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A lot of my friends got different dog breeds. They aren't the most exciting thing, but at least they're healthy. Why can't I just get a normal healthy animal from this quiz?

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A food cannot be a Patronus.

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Gosh, I'll take something as weird as the beast at this point. But specifically Kelsey Grammer's beast? I don't think I want that. Also, who designed this one? It feels like copyright infringement.

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This is so oddly self-promotional. Is this an ad? I hate this quiz.

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Too political.

If anyone asks, I'm telling them I got a lion.

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